Happy Birthday Alan!

the big 2-1!
congrats, congrats and all that good stuff.

(This is me singing... Sorry, I sound like crap cause I have a cold)

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Alaaaan...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

well thanks!

and that picture is not really what i needed to see right now!

Hey, I had an even worse picture before but I changed it so you wouldn't get freaked out.
It coulda been worse!

but alan, the picture is genius!
i mean, i lol'd

but but..i was hungover and then i saw that...

i am so fooking tired. i was gonna go out tonight but i havent a notion now. and ive a gig in northern ireland which is like 3+hour drive

why didnt i get a thread like this on my birthday?

because you touch yourself at night..

chickenlickenonasticken wrote:why didnt i get a thread like this on my birthday?

when was your birthday?
i'm sorry ben, i just didn't know D:
i didn't get one either when it was my bday. if that makes you feel better.

diedamnyou wrote:because you touch yourself at night..

that is isn't true.

my birthday was april 12th

happy belated birthday alan!! now your as old as me.
ill have a drink for you on sunday.

haha cheers!

i cant believe i missed your birthday!!

yeah, i pretty much hate you now

gee..... thanks.

any thyme!

asshole......

SKANK!





no wait...



HOEBAG!

i think alan is hot which brings me to my question for him. whats that song by alkaline trio that has a piano intro and was released as a single? i cant remember the name and i know u like them since u saw them live.

Time to waste.







You sexy hunk of man you.

that's a good song lol.

why do you hate me so much?!

it issss a good song. i got knocked over (and up) in the pit for that.

because you stopped returning my calls, changed your locks and got a restraining order

haha. im sorry i couldn't help myself. you were stalking me and i had to get away from all the abuse and maltreatment...


pits are fun. but i have never unfortunately seen Alkaline Trio in concert...

i havent and never will because none of my friends like good music. they like all this brit pop shit that's terrible.

stalking is such an ugly word for it...

ben, just go anyway on your own, youll meet people if you queue early, its fun!